The 10 Hottest Trucks In Mighty Mighty Construction Site

Come on, you know you've thought about it...

The brain is a wondrous thing. It takes you to places you could never expect to go. Sometimes that's a good thing; sometimes it's a bad thing, and sometimes it leads you to ask which of the trucks from a children's book is most attractive. That is where we are today as I take a look at Mighty Mighty Construction Site, the sequel to Goodnight Goodnight Construction Site.

Before I get started, I should mention that it's a good book. If it wasn't that good, I would never have read it often as I have, and I never would have had the chance to judge how fetching each of these trucks seems to be. Now when it comes to construction vehicles, they're all cute in their own way so it's an honor just to be on this list. It is certainly not my intention to shame any of these trucks, but to celebrate each and every one of their beauty.

10. Front End Loader

Front End is cute in his own way, but when it comes to the other trucks, you can see that this man lives his life in the friend zone. He is always there when somebody needs a loader to cry on, but most of the other trucks are flattered although they "just don't see him like that." I very much relate to this truck.

9. Backhoe

The backhoe is an artist. He's not traditionally attractive, but he still manages to pull in partners who are much more attractive because of his wide array of skills. At first, a potential partner pays no interest in him, but then he randomly picks up a guitar and plays an incredible version of Wonderwall. Still, the artist is not the most conventionally attractive, and I have to be fair in my objective viewpoints.

8. Skid Steer Loader

She throws off fellas because she's such a jokester, but it's never out of malice as she definitely has a good heart. She has a nice smile, but potential partners can never be sure if she's fully serious when she makes romantic advances. Not very tall compared to other trucks which means her positive qualities can sometimes get overlooked.

7. Excavator

I hate to do this, but the one tooth massive underbite is not a great look for anyone. He's gregarious enough to pull it off, but it hurts him in these VERY OBJECTIVE truck hotness rankings. He definitely has some Michael Strahan to him where he can really take over a room despite not having the best traditional smile.

6. Cement Mixer

Cement Mixer isn't fat; he's more burly, but he makes it work for him. He's just an all-around big guy, and that gives him a presence. I really have trouble judging his general attractiveness, because sometimes I think he might be incredibly handsome if he trimmed down, but then I think he might not even get a passing glance if he was regular-sized. It's a conundrum, and that's why he finds himself in the middle of this list.

5. Bulldozer

Bulldozer has a determination to him that is very attractive. He is not going to let anything stand in his way. Some people make fun of his exhaust nose, but he makes it work for him, and it's great for party tricks. 

4. Pumper

I try to avoid ties at all costs, especially with something as serious as which animated truck is the hottest, but this is about as close to a tie as I can imagine for third place. Unfortunately, Pumper ended up on the short end of things, which considering how he manages to get the concrete up high, is not something this man hears too often. Let's face it, a traditionally handsome fella that you really can't find much fault with. Probably the best nose of any truck out here, but I felt the next truck had a slightly better jawline that gave him the number three spot.

3. Crane Truck

As you can see on Crane Truck, the jaw seems just a little more chiseled, and that chin gets him the win. He really looks like a classic military general who could lead troops into battle. He also has a stoicism that makes him both mysterious and respected.

2. Dump Truck

Let's face it; the Dump Truck is a boss, and he knows it. Look at that cocky grin on his face. Every room he walks into, he knows he can get any piece of tailpipe in the place. The man struts his stuff, and is oozing with the "it" factor. Although great looking, a lot of his is based on a natural charisma. That is why he can only be named the second hottest truck.

1. Flatbed Truck

Do I feel a little basic giving the top spot to a female? I do, but come on. Just look at her. I've heard of ladies who have a back end you could set a glass of milk on, but Flatbed has a back end you could set the contents of an entire construction site on. Dayum! And that smile? That smile gets engines revving and oil burning with hot love. This is one Flatbed that will always lead to sweet dreams.